Skulking along the mountains, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Pundercracker! And he gives a cruel roar:
“Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I plunder like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!”
….Holy SHIT that is totally me.
Running over the candy store, brandishing gilded boxing gloves, cometh Brokusatsu! And he gives an ominous roar:
“I’m going to pound you so heinously, you will polymorph into a horned demon!”